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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Don’t worry, it won’t be long before you find this sort of programmer humour more tiresome than charming.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

You know what they say about people who have gnome on their desktop....they are into the swinger lifestyle.

https://www.google.com/url?q=https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-11727491/Seven-signs-neighbors-think-youre-swinger.html&sa=U&ved=2ahUKEwjM6oDMu9uEAxUxODQIHTPTDjcQFnoECAwQAg&usg=AOvVaw3BqiGrw9882dd7mN5BTTB9

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Wait why didn't they keep unpacking the recursive acronym further? GNU's Not Unix's Not Unix's Not Unix's Not Unix I'd say that's a pretty good amount although if there's a mathematical way of formulating the unpacking of acronyms in a text I'd like to see the that repeated until infinity.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I mean... if you put it like that..

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

It is weird that the one before that wasn't just "single u"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Engineers and naming things i guess?

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