Being distracted by a live stream while cutting people off, speeding, running red lights and ignoring police roadblocks while driving a lorry from Spain through the UK to France

Alright, this is probably the largest thread I've seen on lemmy since the snoopoclypse, so y'all enjoy video games eh?

... what crime are you getting arrested for?

all of them

Looking for a bunch of cats with a help of a time machine

jumbling up a normal deck of cards with a tarot deck and slowly sorting it out myself while counting

(Balatro)

Taiko no Tatsujin: Rythem Festival... Guess I'm getting arrested for playing taiko in the streets to try and whip up excitement so I can get invited to the big tournament at that the Thunder Shrine?

[edit] Or getting arrested for eating another drum's food

Driving semi trucks through mud pits that the game has the gaul to refer to as roads.

Buying zyme from a dealer, then murdering that dealer for not giving me information on the NSF

Stacking up colorful bricks

Nuking Pasagardae

pollution, destruction of nature, illegal mining operations, destruction of property, stealing and animal abuse

Absolutely sucking at sauerbraten insta ctf

Killing the entire population of Mos Eisley Cantina and destroying all its property for studs.

Traspassing with a car thru an exclusion zone.

aggressive spelling

Blowing up a shark

Evil is evil. Lesser, greater, middling, makes no difference. The degree is arbitrary, the definitions blurred. If I’m to choose between one evil and another, I’d rather not choose at all.

If killing monsters for coin is wrong then I don’t wanna be right.

Carrying a prop gun to shoot myself and summon demons.

Touching paintings.

Using plasma arrows within city limits.

Stomping a corpse of all limbs and head.

Dead Space

Dying approximately 4,000 times while trying to climb a mountain to collect a single strawberry. (Worth.)

Dropping high explosives on civilians. (Helldivers 2)

Lots of murdering but I have one of the queens’ full endorsement after her sister tried to stage a coup.

Ah shit I just virus bombed a planet.

Treaspassing, genocide, possession of weapons, robbery, maybe even invasion of dreams? Not sure if the last one is a law. Oh and killing royalty as well. Also took part in an underground fighting rink, so perhaps battery.

Edit: forgot to mention first and second degree murders. Silly me

Dropping a 500 kg bomb on 3 of my my friends (helldivers)

Spreading managed Democracy in Helldivers 2 o7 Liberty comes in 500 Kg doses.

For mining the ground of all minerals and killing too many loot bugs.

Killing the australian wildlife to please my villagers and digging up the whole place for shiny discs and amber. (Dinkum)

Yeeting a fusion reactor into a space dumpster (Hardspace Ship breaker)