Pounding enemy cities into submission with catapults.

Playing pinball and saving the planet from Martians. Pinball is and was against the law in some places.

Overthrowing a mega corporation

Hunting a rich person (Astarion's questline)

Not being owned by a corporation, working with a "terrorists".

Building factories on planets I am not supposed to be on

Purging heretic with bolters, flamers and chainswords!

Illegally occupying the Chernobyl exclusion zone and selling the anomalous artifacts within.

Walking without a torch in Rattay at night

Murdering cultists and monsters while traveling through time, all while trying to save reality from the void. Hopefully the Hague will give me a pass on all the murder, even if it doesn't exist in my timeline.

For robot crimes. I beat the shit out of a flaming puppet working in a smelter area.

Forcefully mutating innocent larvae to bee larvae and silkworms and forcing them to work for me indefinitely while I ship off the fruits of their labour and cash in those sweet, sweet Terra Tokens.

Screw those critters, I terraformed this planet, gave them life and I'll most certainly make sure to exploit every single one of them. My only regret is not being able to lick all the neon coloured frogs, that should give a nice trip.

Okay, perhaps I should cut down on my Planet Crafter time..

Intentionally getting several Kerbals stranded on another planet.

Stealing a hacking device from a construction site and then using that hacking device to steal some money after trespassing onto private property.

Divinity 2, so probably for being God 2 or something

Is pulling a previously used cryosphere through a temporal rift before it is used a crime?

A wee bit of terrorism

Unsure what the law has to say about murder when the targets are the denizens of Hell. Or if earth laws even apply in Hell.

I feel like having a 2x2m hole with so many sheep that hundreds of them died of suffocation titled "turtle killing machine" on a beach with thousands of turtles breaks a few laws

Necromancy

Destruction of the afterlife but not the trademarked one the one inside Arasaka NC HQ.

going over double the highway speed limit with a fully loader semi-truck

Starting a cult.

Illegal Gambling

blowing up my neighbourhood by failing to defuse a landmine

For fighting for a world in which people can live and die on their own terms, no matter their upbringing. Wait, that's just real life.. getting arrested for fighting for freedom.

Founder, help us.

Starting a space weed business with the funds I received by committing state-sanctioned genocide, and starting the chain of events that culminates with the destruction of a very big halo (no, not that one)

Touching paintings.

arrested for photographing some abandoned urban environments 😅

honestly that doesn't seem too much of a stretch

Game was Interior Worlds btw for any interested.

Killing huge beasts and dinosaurs and using their skin like armor.