this post was submitted on 17 Feb 2024
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Wow. Purple is my favorite color and this still makes me want to vomit. The white walls are really jarring. The floor is pretty slick, but not at all right for a kitchen. This is awful in every conceivable way.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I love purple and I even love cabinets with some color in it. But this ain't it, chief. It's like they deliberately chose the most vibrant and gaudy color imaginable.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I cannot even believe this is the actual color. It looks so bad plus there's just something off about the color of light coming through the window. Imagine if the saturation was less and it was a little more red. It'd be a perfectly normal color choice in that case. Hard to say if it's just the photo or not, or if it was photoshopped to exaggerate a slightly-off color.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Might be a weirdly overly saturated photo. Sometimes I feel like real estate agents go a bit wild with the color alterations they do in photos.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

This is why you have accent pieces or walls and not an accent room.

[–] KinglyWeevil 5 points 1 year ago

I could see like...a row of purple accent tiles in a backsplash. But fuck.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This has the aesthetics of spilled ice cream.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I’m thinking Two Scoops of drawer bases in every kitchen

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The floor is incredibly cool tho

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

I hate it. It permanently looks like something has spilled on it

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah... but that floor is what makes me think that all is just color edit of the image.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Agree 100% it's a photo shop.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Was something done in like photoshop with the colors in this pic? It looks off to me, but I'm not an expert.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

Most listings have their photos over saturated and the shadows lifted to make things appear brighter and more colorful. In this case, it's like a flash bang.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I originally saw this on my phone with a red light filter… I thought the cabinets were brown and the marble a bit much.

… now without the filter this is much worse lol.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

100% with you on this. The light coming from outside is blue? What planet has a blue sun?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

It isn’t the blue sun…or is it? Sunlight when outside doing a long exposure is blue. But this is more due to the atmosphere than the sun. This is why “daylight” light bulbs have a bluish tint. The sun itself is not blue, it is just the atmosphere interacting with it that change the way we perceive the light on objects from it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

yeah it was shopped. you can tell by the pixels.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

Doung this for yourself ? All the power to you, it's unhinged, but in a fun way.
Doing this for resell? I know that people are tired of bland greige houses, but you may want to tone it down a bit.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

Motherf#@ker stabbed grimace on that floor then dragged him out.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

I think it's really awesome! But I would never want to live in it 😔

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

I love it, but I have horrible taste (exemplified by the fact that I'd love it even more if the white was black.) This was definitely not the move to take if you're trying to sell quickly. Yikes.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Maybe Wario and Waluigi will take a tour after their honeymoon

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Marie Schrader posted this.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Fuck house flippers

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

If the cabinets were more neutral it would be totally fine. A good shade of gray would make it look much nicer.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Yo dawg, i heard you like Chinese porcelain kitchen ware so i made your kitchen look like Chinese porcelain so you can prepare Chinese porcelain dishes while standing in Chinese porcelain

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Can’t understand „the market“: It’s a phantasic kitchen for blueberry pudding lovers

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Snoop Doggesque kitchen style

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I want this place

Because boy fuck it would be fun when high asf