And no "water with a twist of lemon/slice of cucumber" goofs. Water isn't allowed.
No sugar, no proteins?
Tap water has minerals.
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And no "water with a twist of lemon/slice of cucumber" goofs. Water isn't allowed.
No sugar, no proteins?
Tap water has minerals.
Lemonsoda
Definitely not egg nog.
I'll take the large glass of Poison. 1 glass is more than a lifetime supply.
Coke zero, baby, yeehaw.
Can confirm you won't die, I know a guy who basically does this lmao
I'll die eventually... with an ice cold Coke Zero in my cold dead hands.
The most water-like thing I am allowed by your very contrived rules. Maybe water with two slices of cucumber.
Vanilla milkshakes.
Milk
Milk tea
Spezi.
Irn bru
Horchata
My heart says unsweetened black iced tea, but after a bout of kidney stones I guess I'd have to go with an iced herbal tea. Maybe something minty.
Unsweetened ice tea.
If the drink is free, Arizona black and white iced tea. If not, iced coffee with a bit of honey and non dairy creamer
Sweet Tea
I already drink it everyday anyway so things wouldn't change much for me.
Ginger ale!!
Irohas Melon Cream Soda. Long since discontinued Japanese seasonal item from about five years ago. Others come close, none are as good.