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[–] [email protected] 52 points 2 years ago

it’s her turn taylor-commie

[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

ANYONE, FUCKING ANYONE WOULD BEAT TRUMP, BUT THEY HAD TO RUN THE ALZHEIMER GENOCIDE ENJOYER

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago

I still think they picked Genocide Joe entirely to troll us as an extra "fuck you" for supporting Bernie (even though he sucks too)

"So you little shits wanted the chill socialist grandpa president? Fuck you extra for even imagining a slightly better future you're getting the racist, anti abortion, warmonger grandpa and you god damned children will shut the fuck up because we're the adults and we're in the room" maybe-later-honey

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 years ago (2 children)

If Taylor Swift becomes politically relevant, I am going to shoot myself.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago

Seems like a waste of being willing to shoot someone.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Yes. Gather all the celebs and make them all endorse the Democratic candidate. Maybe in like public events and shit. Really just do the whole Hillary playbook

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Maybe we can get some cheesy videos from VOX or something where they say things like "Joe Biden is a great listener" or "he makes people feel safe like a beloved grandfather"

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago

What if Swift wrote songs about other world leaders as president? Like a song about bad blood between her and Xi.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
denial  
anger  
bargaining <-- currently here  
depression  
acceptance  
[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Taylor would declare herself a god empress first week and start demanding we sacrifice virgins to her so she can bathe in their blood.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

you make her sound cool

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

Yes, no flaws, worked for Hillary

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You hear that? If Joe Biden doesn't win, we all know who to blame.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Anyone but Joe Biden?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

Democrats keep thinking celebrity endorsements will work and it never works

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Joe Biden could save Joe Biden in 2024 if he did literally anything good.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

Taylor Swift is holding out to run for ultra-president in 2040.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Sure why not? She can do concert diplomacy. Better use of carbon than burning the equivalent of 50 cars to fly private to watch the most mid man you’ve ever laid eyes on play football poorly

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

sure, it's all kayfabe anyway, make it as farcical as possible to make a mockery of anyone who takes it seriously

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

farquaad-point The liberal thinks politics is downstream of culture!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

i think anyone who likes taylor swift is either already voting biden or is super racist and wouldn't care

maybe? i dont actually know anyone who likes her so-

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Last time I try electoralism, but she better fly coach