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Su-57 leaked (again) (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Sorry son, you aren't allowed to be drafted for thr next ethnic cleansing. We found a War Thunder account from your house. Security risk. Hope you understand.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

sitting in concrete wall room with just a table, a single light and a polygraph machine nervously sweating

Son, have you ever had a War Thunder account?

N...No

WEEEOOOOOOWEEEOOOOO polygraph off the charts, guy shoots me in the head

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

sitting in the same concrete room. Two exasperated agents stand in front of me. A desktop monitor and a keyboard is now on the desk

"Okay sir, let's go thru this again. We are going to hand you some classified documents and what are you going to do?"

yes-honey-left Not leak them on the warthunder forums.

"And if someone on the internet calls your favorite tank gay?"

I immediately grab the classified documents and start typing away. Nothing happens on the monitor

"Sigh RESET THE SIMULATION"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

LMAO

Honestly, if the US cared or wasnt abusing it themselves they'd shut down War Thunder in the same stroke they shut down TikTok.