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Ahoy, me buckos! Welcome to Bikini Bottom Twitter! Your digital reef for the latest salty gossip and treasure tales! And while you're at it, be sure to drop by the Krusty Krab for a delicious Krabby Patty so I can get yer mon- err I mean, 'cause they're the best treat under the sea!

Rule 1 - This is Bikini Bottom Twitter, all posts should be Spongebob related in "(Old-School) Twitter-like" form

Rule 2 - Political posts, as long as it follows rule 1, will be permitted, so long as you behave yourselves.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Top right easily. None of the other guys can fight

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Only the top right fights? How many times must we teach you this lesson old man?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Sure they can beat up an old man and grapple but they don't have the striking capabilities of the top right fish. His footwork and distance management is unparalleled in this lineup.

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