this post was submitted on 22 Feb 2024
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Meanwhile, me a polyam American who dates more frequently than the average person: "Let's go on a walk date! Here's a list of parks nearby I enjoy!"
Stop your sinful lifestyle and only walk and talk with one partner at a time.
I have a date planned with 2 partners at the same time on Saturday. We're definitely going to be taking a walk. We might even all 3 of us hold hands. You can't stop us, sin is just too much fun
I will karate chop one of the hand holdings. If you walk on and re-join hands. I will karate chop again.
We'll just grab your hands and then the 4 of us can walk together.
Don't distract me with love and human connection.
But you'll be forming a circle, it's kinda hard to walk like that cuz someone always would be walking backwards
Well then, we need to add more people we bump into to the circle, so they can start not walking backwards, and keep going, like a Katamari of human connection.