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Got "soft"-rejected today by an ex-GF who's maybe fine hanging out as friends but when I asked if we could pick up where we left off she made an audible "weeeggggh" sound like a gameshow buzzer indica (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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ting a no and now I want to CW myself.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Sorry, bro. Rejection sucks, whatever the reason. Know that you're a hot piece of ass, regardless of what sounds your ex makes. The relationship game is a brutal kind of lottery, but all you can do is feed more emotional quarters into the machine. May the Odds Be Ever In Your Favor.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You should apologize because I do personally blame you for flappin' your little butterfly wings and rendering me single via chaos theory.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Listen, if there's one way to enjoy being single, its by watching "The Butterfly Effect" - a movie no other sensible person could possibly consent to watch willingly.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Maybe I'll watch that tomorrow as I grieve for a life I'll never have. A life that's dead but spectral to this cadaver planet, Earth.