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Science actually figured this one out. Beavers raised in captivity when exposed to a speaker playing river noises will cover it up with as much stuff as possible to hide the noise. So it's the noise they have an issue with
Then why not live away from the river or maybe in a lake?
Because they are dumbasses
"Hey Bob, I see you hired a plumber, what's going on?"
"I heard the sound of a leak in our bathroom wall. Hired a plumber to find it and fix it."
"You're such a dumbass, Bob."
More like: I heard dripping water in this movie I was watching, so I hired a plumber
It's weird how people whose entire life has been lived with imax can't fathom the millions of years the earth evolved without tiktok.