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In order to get a true representation of each country's athletic skill, the Olympics should randomly select citizens to compete like it's jury duty:

Who's next on the balance beam for the US? Is it Simone Biles? Nope it's 39yo electrician, Dale. Wow he does not look confident

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 years ago (27 children)

I think there should also be the "Ultra" Olympics where each country puts forward their most highly performance enhanced athletes.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago (11 children)

With performance enhancing drugs allowed, right?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Anything goes, Russian Olympic Committee style!

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