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Anon likes bikes (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] [email protected] 167 points 2 years ago (15 children)

You had me till the BuY AnOthER OnE, Pay me imaginary strawman. I do love bikes though, so do the fuckers that keep taking mine.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

kryptonite U-lock.
locking skewers for the tires, gears, seat and handle bars.
an ugly color

At this point, they'll need an angle grinder to get anything valuable off the bike. It's more expensive but so long its not the standard of ever biker, bike thieves'll target easier bikes to steal off.

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