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[–] [email protected] 158 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (21 children)

Swimming's really good for losing weight, no sweating and less knee pain involved. Wish I had a private pool too, you can definitely tell the public ones are 30% filled with piss.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My private pool would be 70% filled with piss.

[–] hemko 31 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

20% cum, 10% shit and 100% drinking from it

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Is that Nutella?

[–] hemko 4 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

And a 100% reason to remember my name

[–] hemko 1 points 2 years ago

Yes that's the joke

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago
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