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Men have one pair of shoes (and underwear) they wear until they turn to dust (at least most of us). That should have been a clue right there they couldn't be your shoes. But I'm a bachelor, so I haven't any idea what my floor actually looks like (it's covered in other kinds of soiled clothing most of the time....)
One pair of underwear???? Bro get some help
The shoes I get and I'll wear jeans excessively long without a wash but damn dude change the underwear.
I think perhaps he meant that, as part of the collection, there is a pair of each that you just can't part with. I have a pair of shoes that probably could go (in fact, I have a much cleaner, less used pair of the same shoe), but it's good to have them for rainy days, going to a concert, etc.
The underwear, as I've grown, if it's got holes and stringies, it's going. Maybe when I was younger.