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Compiz fusion gave me what a degree barely could (lemmy.stuart.fun)

submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Now you're doing pipelines forever. 😞

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

"The build is failing. Does anyone know why the build is failing!? See, right here. It says the build failed. Can someone look into why the build failed. Why is the build failing??"

10 minutes later...

"Nvm. It was something I did."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Be me, the only one who knows how to read the ancient text of Jenkins log.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I also seem to be a member of the ancient society of log readers.

I really don't understand why membership is so exclusive. Deciphering log messages isn't always super easy but it usually isn't too bad.

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