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[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 years ago (25 children)

Tall asshole. But what I want to know (as a taller woman) is why do tall guys go for tiny ladies? I am NOT judging, I like guys around my height and they like me, and I'm tallish because of my mom and dad's height difference. You like what you like. Is it nature trying to breed us back to average height or something?

[–] [email protected] 71 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Guys aren't that picky about size. We are picky about picking women that will pick us back. Size is very low on the priority list. I'm 6'2". Only one girlfriend was taller than 5'4". They all chose me.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

6'3" guy here hoping one day one will pick me back. I'll take any size at all.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I’m 1’3”. I think you’re very handsome

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Are you trying to LARP a fleshlight?

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