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[–] [email protected] 55 points 2 years ago (12 children)

I'm lucky enough to have stuck with the same employer for almost a decade. Reading the non-insane fragments of resume made my skin crawl. I hate it. I hate everything about how self-aggrandizing you have to be, I hate the phraseology, everything about this is antethical to the way humans communicate. Also this MF listed "avid skier" as if a hiring manager would give a fuck lmao

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

listed "avid skier" as if a hiring manager would give a fuck lmao

we once hired a Frenchman whose resume read:

PERSONAL
Sport (Basketball for 10 years), Reading (mainly French literature), Piano (started to impress a girl, now I’m pretty good)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago
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