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Selfish? This Woman Insisted on the Window Seat Even Though She Has Nothing to Yearn About (reductress.com)

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The headline is the whole joke.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I love looking out the window and pretending my fingers are army men starving in the desert waiting to get home to the wife.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Or the husband who gives a shit.

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