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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (12 children)

This article is not making it clear what happened. Diarrhea in the seat, aisles? They had to turn back because quantity, smell, or passenger dehydration?

Edit: seems one of the links shows the carpet.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Most importantly: what did they order? Was it the fish?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I just wanted to say good luck. We're all counting on you.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue

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