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The alternative is to not change your bedsheets for 6-8 months
We used to suffer from this, but now have a cat-based monitoring system:
3 cats sleep on bed = perfectly clean
2 cats sleep on bed = clean enough
1 cat sleeps on bed = prepare to change sheets
0 cats sleep on bed = change bedsheets now
Mine is:
Toby sleeps on bed = smells like piss, needs changing
I don't know how to get him to clean himself. He's so lazy!
Wo is Toby?
You fell right into my trap card! Meet Toby, our resident capybara.
Oh, no. I am such a fool!
Or am I? Maybe you are the one who fell into my trap 🤔
Toby looks like a hoot and a half