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[–] [email protected] 165 points 1 day ago (16 children)

Kennedy is a germ-theory denier who believes people can maintain their health not by relying on evidence-based medicine, such as vaccines, but by clean living and eating

I fucking hate this timeline

[–] [email protected] 87 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Clean eating, like park bear and whale carcasses!

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No wonder he got that brainworm.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He used to pop the eye balls out of birds heads and eat them raw

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)
  1. fucking why?
  2. how did you learn this abomination?
[–] [email protected] 9 points 20 hours ago

He's a sick bastard.

There's a three part Behind the Bastards on him that covers his childhood, young adult, and current craziness. I found part two the most interesting.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

You know I'm part of a club where we try to eat one of everything to maintain our dominant position in the food chain, but he makes us look like freaks. And not the fun kind of freaks.

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