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[โ€“] [email protected] 101 points 3 weeks ago (22 children)

I was literally in tears while reading this holy shit. It makes me think of the sugar free gummy bear story ๐Ÿ˜ญ

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Or the amazon rebiew feom the guy who tired to use some hair removal cream on his balls and ended up on the kitchen floor in agony, shoving frozen brussel sprouts covered in ice cream up his ass and moaning from the relief while his daughter and wife watched it horror.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

The .... What?

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