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I was literally in tears while reading this holy shit. It makes me think of the sugar free gummy bear story ๐ญ
Or the amazon rebiew feom the guy who tired to use some hair removal cream on his balls and ended up on the kitchen floor in agony, shoving frozen brussel sprouts covered in ice cream up his ass and moaning from the relief while his daughter and wife watched it horror.
The .... What?