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[–] [email protected] 333 points 1 week ago (15 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (13 children)

I don't mind bees. It's the ones that bite you for no reason at all that I can't stand.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Bite you for no reason?! You're the one crushing their home and messing everything up!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Exactly. I'd like to see OP's reaction if a giant would crush his house and maybe even his loved ones.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Little Fly,
Thy summer's play
My thoughtless hand
Has brushed away.

Am not I
A fly like thee?
Or art not thou
A man like me?

For I dance
And drink, and sing,
Till some blind hand
Shall brush my wing.

If thought is life
And strength and breath
And the want
Of thought is death;

Then am I
A happy fly,
If I live,
Or if I die.

  • poem by William Blake
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

It makes you realize why we want to destroy the world so easily when we only ever see the world as being convenient for us only and not for all life no matter what shape or form it comes in.

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