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Sell consulting services. Doesn't matter if you're right or wrong, what matters is that you're paid.
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this post was submitted on 26 Jun 2025
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Well, consulting is often used because they need an answer to a question. That may be open-ended like:
"What moves should we make to expand our business?"
But other times they just want confirmation:
"Should we merge with Discovery?" (Sure, I guess. Here are some reasons you could. cha-ching)
"Should we split with Discovery?" (Sure, I guess. Here are some reasons you could. cha-ching)
Other times they just need to pay people to give them excuses to lay off people. McKinsey's always available for that.
What would you say... you do here?
Bob, Bob.
Naga-naga-nagonna work here anymore, anyway