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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (7 children)

It makes me wish I believed in God.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

careful what you wish for. year's not over...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (4 children)

If Christ returned, I'd be an instant convert

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Sounds like agnosticism to me 🤝🤝

But would you mind if it turned out to be a immensely powerful alien disguised as a guy from our own past ?

At least, that seems more likely to me...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

As long as he's capable of saving my soul.....

As long as I have a soul.....

After all, science distinguishable from magic is merely insufficiently advanced

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

If Batman appeared I would also immediately start believing in him.

That doesn't make me Batman-agnostic though.

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