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RIP to 1997 Ford Ranger (lemmy.world)

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (20 children)

LMAO, f keys, when I switched I instantly fell in love.

No more digging for keys
No more fumbling
Much easier to unlock with full hands
Really easy to leave the car running and lock it from the outside
The key can be ANYWHERE in the car e.g. gym bag

When it comes to cars, half the time I swear the complaints are just old car heads who just hate those "new fangled features". Like the need for "manual" transmissions because automatic sucks, automatic transmissions haven't sucked for a long while now. Initially it did, but it's quite refined now.

Fuck the subscriptions though, I want the "fancy electronic features" just sans subscriptions and data collection

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

My partners car has keyless and I hate it. Every time I get in the key falls out my pocket and ends up under the seat, or I throw it in some cubby hole and can never remember which one.

"Can you come closer to the car, it still won't let me in"

Then there's the time I dropped her off in the car, she left with the key but it still let me drive away. Good job I didn't pop into any shop on the way home.

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