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Are The Straights OK?

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Is someone holding these poor souls hostage and forcing them to be together?

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TranscriptA tweet saying "Six Male Personalities Of Modern Men Explained: (which one are you?) Read the thread. " It has a picture of some of these, the first one is "alpha male".It has a cartoonish picture of a guy in a suit. The next is "Beta male". This shows a person wearing a blazer, with a sneer on their face. The one after this is "Delta Male". This shows a guy in a plain white t-shirt. Next is a "Gamma male" It shows a guy in a red-and-black striped tshirt, with long hair. The next one is an "Omega Male" It shows a person with short black hair, glasses and suspenders." The last one is a "Sigma male" It shows a guy with sunglasses and a leather jacket."

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I'm a Psi male because my car tires are always going flat

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

So not much Psi in your tires. (Psi is a pressure unit)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

He sucks the Psi out of his tires to elevate his own.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

This guy gets it

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