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Rule 1 - This is Bikini Bottom Twitter, all posts should be Spongebob related in "(Old-School) Twitter-like" form
Rule 2 - Political posts, as long as it follows rule 1, will be permitted, so long as you behave yourselves.
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I drove a couple 90's shitboxes that were still gracefully deteriorating one piece at a time. New cars are made for people who buy new cars instead of the second hand market
My 2016 Toyota has only ever been a handful of times in maintenance since I bought it. Still works perfectly in every aspect.
Stop buying shit brands and claiming the old cars that survived up until now are better.
Toyota is top tier for making cars that last.
My 2007 is still running strong. It sounds like it will die at any time, but it keeps holding on. At this point I've been waiting for it to die for 3 years now, and can't justify the cost of a newer vehicle as long as this one keeps going