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bro what?
Well it's not false, except for the full-time regular use
yeah but like is that really the essence of being a teen? i feel like the adult who wrote that is a total creep
The goals being labeled "car driver", "website creator", and "male doctor" wasn't enough to make it obvious that they haven't studied humans long enough to see how they actually communicate?
Adults are all total creeps
It's gotta be Obvious Plant
Obvious Plant puts fake products on shelves.
True Wagner puts absurd flyers on telephone poles and bulletin boards.
This is more of a True Wagner situation.
Woosh
people like you should've stayed on reddit
It's a valuable skill to learn to recognize jokes
it's not like I'm taking this serious
Your comment doesn't make much sense unless you thought the poster was serious and not just a joke
the part of the orange man is a joke but that sentence is weird, joke or not
You feel like the person (you say they're an adult for some reason) is a creep for writing the joke that specifically makes fun of that weird sentence?
Finally a long enough comment thread to see plenty of rainbow colors in Voyager.
I think wanking several times a day counts as regular use.
You are technically correct