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[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 days ago (30 children)

I am foreign, and I would like Americans to elect smarter people. I'll settle for less evil. Hell, at this point I'll settle for competent. So yes, I'm a foreign agent trying to influence American politics, that's the first thing you got right.

Although to be honest, at this point and for the next 3 years, I'm in the eat popcorn and look at the face eating leopards. Maybe with an "I told you so" thrown in.

Have the day you voted for!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (29 children)

would like Americans to elect smarter people. I’ll settle for less evil. Hell, at this point I’ll settle for competent.

As would the majority of Americans. You know what's not going to help with that? Ignorant ass jerk offs trying to put the meme into peoples heads that the fact that the DNC propped up a authoritarian pro-slavery pig was fine and good actually. That the fucking committee that literally runs the elections and admitted in Federal Court that they choose who the Dem candidate is going to be has no bearing on who wins the primaries. That billionaires and corporations have zero interest in politics and are good guys actually who don't put massive resources into controlling the narrative. That the Russians who we know for a fact are interfering with U.S. politics are just innocent bystanders, despite Trump publicly calling on Russia to interfere with the elections. That it's actually Leftists who voted for Trump and the liberal corporate bootlickers are the good guys trying to fight the good fight and actually want change, and whatever other smooth brained takes you pulled out of your 'educated' ass.

Maybe take a look at why the AfD is gaining more and more support each election and try to figure out a way to put a stop to that bullshit before you find yourself in the exact same situation we are in or worse, and leave U.S. politics to people with the capacity for rational thought, that will help a lot more than your misinformation campaign on Lemmy.

Have the day you voted for!

Eat shit Adolf

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (28 children)

Nah, the majority of Americans chose trump (or staying at home). Of voters, 77 vs 75. I don't vote in German elections (because I'm not German), but the AfD being at 30% or Le Pen being at 33% is way preferable to being at 58% like trumps victory.

Keep blaming Russians, dems,consultants, billionaires, news and Soros, but trump was elected by the American public, so again, have the day you voted for!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You really wish I was German, huh? Americans are so fixated with ethnicity and race, just like Germans. But 90 years ago.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's ok kleiner dummkopf, I get it. I'd be embarrassed to admit it myself If I were you, it's not like you make them look good.

I would point out that it's clearly not just Americans who grow garbage humans, but for that to be effective you would have to posses even the tiniest shred of empathy or compassion for you fellow man, but sure. Sit back and eat your popcorn and laugh as families are ripped apart, as protestors are beaten, as they call the military in to brutalize the very liberals you have been breaking your neck trying to excuse. Eat your Caviar and drive your Beemer and just chuckle at how funny it is that Palestinian children are starving to death, how their parents were murdered in cold blood. Blame all the people who actually tried to stop it- unlike heroic keyboard warriors like you who heroically typed your liberal capitalist boot licking propaganda, trying to sew division between two groups that actually united to try and stop a fascist dictator, despite their differences. You are no better than a MAGAt. Go back to sniffing your own farts and feeling superior.

I bet you blame the East Germans for Stalin taking over. The Native Americans for the European Colonists, the Black folks for slavery. Go ahead tell me how it was the Jews fault for Hitler, because after all, they were a part of the Wiemar Republic and didn't vote hard enough against him.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I might be German in a few years, it's an awesome country. Just a lot paperwork to get the nationality.

Families ripped apart, protestors beaten and all the other things already happened last time Trump was president. And people vote for him MORE this time around. So have the day you voted for.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Good Job Klaus, that's just exactly the amount of empathy and compassion I'm talking about.

I didn't vote for him you smooth brained piece of Scheiße, but keep telling yourself that and living in denial, I'm sure that's much better than growing a conscience.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

My empathy lasted 2016 to 2020. In 2024 Americans chose knowing very well what's coming. Now I'm just enjoying popcorn and having Healthcare, you must be the other guy. Have the day you voted for!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

i WaS aLmOsT hUmAn 9 yEaRs AgO, nOw I jErK oFf To MuRdErEd ChILdReN wHiLe I ChOkE oN dIeTeR sChWaRz BaLlS.

hAvE tHe DaY yOu VoTeD fOr!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I would like less murdered children, but Americans decided otherwise. And now they blame the black lady for their own choice. At least we get a trump hotel in Gaza, yay!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

oH wOnT sOmEbOdY tHiNk Of ThE pOoR aUtHoRiTaRiAn, PrO sLaVeRy, PrO gEnOcIdE pIG?! hEr GeNoCiDe WoUlD hAvE bEeN pReFeRaBlE!

I'm sure the ghosts of all the murdered Palestinians would thank you for advocating they build vacation homes for rich Zionists in Gaza rather than a hotel. You are such a humanitarian!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yes, less genocide is preferable to more genocide. Such a radical idea, huh?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I don't know how you got it in your head that under a Harris regime there would be 'less genocide', but maybe if you pulled your head out of your ass you might realize how fucking stupid you sound. Genocide is genocide. There's no such thing as a kinder, gentler genocide.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Every person not ethnically cleansed is a win, but you don't care, world is black and white I guess?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Every person not ethnically cleansed is a win

And you have exactly zero evidence that there would be fewer Palestinians ethnically cleansed under a Harris regime, just like everything else in this conversation you pulled that fact straight out of your Popo.

but you don’t care

Hilarious for a psychopath who admitted that it hasn't had empathy or compassion in 6 years. A heartless jackass who eats popcorn and laughs while reading about U.S. atrocities.

world is black and white I guess?

Oh, you mean exactly like how you refuse to admit to any nuance or extenuating circumstances when it comes to U.S. elections? How Trump getting elected is the fault of every single American except for Kamala Harris and the members of the DNC?

What an amazing fucking hypocrite you are! lmfao How much do you get paid for every moronic comment you make? Your overtime check will be amazing this week.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Trump and Bibi announced a textbook ethnic cleansing, Harris had no such plans.

I have empathy for innocent people in Gaza being murdered and starved. I don't have empathy for moronic americans getting the consequences of their own actions. Easy enough, right?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Trump and Bibi announced a textbook ethnic cleansing, Harris had no such plans.

Source: Your asshole

I have empathy for innocent people in Gaza being murdered and starved.

Doubt. You have no empathy for innocent people in the U.S., nothing leads me to believe you are capable of empathy. Besides by your own logic the Palestinians are responsible for Israel being in power, so I'm sure you blame them and think they are getting what they deserve.

I don’t have empathy for moronic americans getting the consequences of their own actions.

And you also don't have empathy for the non-moronic Americans whose actions had nothing at all to do with Trump getting elected, and in fact whose actions directly opposed Trump getting elected. Except of course for your beloved DNC, whose actions did in fact lead to Trump being elected. The hypocrisy is palpable.

Must be nice to feel so superior than millions of people simply by being privileged enough to not be born in the U.S. I'm sure an idiot such as yourself has very little to feel superior about, so enjoy it. You've 'earned' it.

Easy enough, right?

Easy for a heartless, brainless, spinless piece of shit I guess.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Nah, you get what you vote for. Tax breaks for the rich, ICE raids for the poor, and extra genocide? You got it. If the people wanted universal Healthcare and cancelation of student debt they would have voted for it.

Aka, have the day you voted for!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm sorry about the accident.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I don't think it was an accident, the second time around it was deliberate.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You deliberately gave yourself brain damage?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If I had brain damage I would think voting for trump is a good alternative to democrats. Or I would blame others for the consequences of my own actions.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

If I had brain damage I would think voting for trump is a good alternative to democrats.

If that's directed at me you are an even bigger moron that I thought, and that is quite the accomplishment. Well done 👏

Or I would blame others for the consequences of my own actions.

Instead, you are blaming 10's of millions of people for other peoples actions, which is even fucking stupider. You are blaming the people who did the thing you wanted them to do, for the actions of the people who did what you didn't want them to do. That's worse than shifting the blame, which you are very much doing, that's worse than denying reality, which you are also doing. It's dumber than even moronic MAGAt level of reasoning, because as flawed and ignorant as it is at least there is some level of reasoning going on there.

You are just responding to objectively true facts by ignoring them and repeating your stupid fucking catch phrase as if you've actually made a point. It's intellectual equivalent of putting your fingers in your ears and shouting "La, La, La, I can't heeear you!" That's some kindergartner level shit right there. Even then I know some kindergartners who are more mature and more capable of abstract thought than you are.

To call it stupid, is an insult to the stupid. It's worse than even being willfully ignorant, because you are fully aware that what you are saying is bullshit, yet miraculously you somehow you still believe that you have scored a point. I can see you now, drooling into your cum stained panties and clapping for yourself at the 'zinger' you just typed out, while grinning like an idiot.

hAvE tHe DaY yOu VoTeD fOr! 🤣

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

77 million voted for trump. The game show host who bankrupted every business he had. Nuff said.

Have the day you voted for!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You really find accountability hard, huh?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If you think I'm going to click on any of those links, you're as smart as the average american voter. Oh, wait...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago

Now you need to work a bit on formatting so the alignment works. Keep it up, buddy!

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