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Only thing that’s got me better is the beans story.
This isn't real, you're just baiting because it's lemmy... Right? ....Right?
I did choose my wording purposefully due to our relationship with beans, but I assure you it’s real and worth finding
There's too many beans stories and search sucks these days... I just went on a tangent and read my daily limit of green texts
It is fun to know there's a story out there I've yet to come across though, I'm sure I'll stumble upon it someday
Apologies friend, I'm having trouble finding it myself. But it's a longer, more elaborate version of the "this nigga eating beans" meme that really punches it up with that greentext storytelling flair. If I ever find it again, I'll post it here in your honor.
When ChatGPT was new, I had it rewrite that story in the style of Stephen King. I remember it ended with something like, "And in that theater, some say they can still hear the sound of a fork scraping the inside of a can of beans."