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I was literally in tears while reading this holy shit. It makes me think of the sugar free gummy bear story ๐ญ
What story is that?
Apparently some artificial sweeteners can act as a laxative. So effectively, those gummy bears were strong laxatives, leading to anybody who eats one to have to spend a long time on the toilet.
Not one, but a full bag of them.
Not a full bag, just a few gummy bears. Maltitol is not to be trifled with