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[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 day ago (8 children)

So who's the prick here? Who's the son of a bitch lobbyist who's behind this? Like who's the mass murderer lining people's pockets?

[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Litteraly russia, they are the #1 supplier of asbestos and are putting trumps face on it as branding..

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

There's a documentary somewhere ( this might be it ) about the town of Asbest, Russia (where like all the asbestos comes from) that interviews people who live there (they mostly mine asbestos). The miners are real macho guys who think asbestos is perfectly safe. The cancer rates in Asbest are really high, unsurprisingly.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

I can't think of a clever pun for this, the ones I came up with were awful as best.

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