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The one-upper (lemmy.world)

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[–] [email protected] 77 points 1 week ago (10 children)

I have a work acquaintance who does this in the most unfunny way. You could say you injured your Achilles tendon, and he'd reply he has an Achilles elevendon, and it's made out of steel and never hurts..

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago (3 children)

The elevendon was funny the rest wasn't :(

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yes but it wouldn't be funny if they just said "Heh, elevendon". It need a delivery sandwich. Maybe there's a funnier sandwich though.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

"You should get the latest upgrade. (Point down. Pause for effect).... Elevendon."

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