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[–] [email protected] 9 points 20 hours ago (22 children)

I'm really good at operating vehicles and other heavy machinery while on LSD, it doesn't significantly impair my coordination or reflexes. Delivered pizzas, drove a forklift once, and left more than a handful of underwhelming/unpleasant trip parties without having to wait til I came down. I suspect it's a combination of my particular neurodivergence plus a lot of practice gaming while tripping, hard to prove though.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 19 hours ago (9 children)

Upvoted for being genuinely the scariest. It's not scary that you're really good. It's scary that you actually believe yourself.

[–] [email protected] -4 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Zero car accidents, flawless driving record. There are lots of things you can't do, doesn't mean they can't be done.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Hopefully you don't kill anybody else when it finally happens

[–] [email protected] -1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

You can sleep soundly, my driving skills and reflexes will continue being unreasonably good for another 2 or 3 decades at least, and I doubt I'll still be driving myself anywhere by that point

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago

RemindMe! 30 years

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