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[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 days ago (8 children)

My dad is a living trash human.

I hope I can be remembered fondly, like this dad, by my kids.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (4 children)

My dad is a dead trash human. I was kinda sad when he died, but life has been so much easier since.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm still waiting for mine to. Wife bought some champagne and I've got some Wagyu in the freezer.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sounds like you are expecting it any day.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not expecting it, just hopeful. 500lbs monsters don't live very long.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 22 hours ago

Does that count as human wagyu?

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