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Last year I travelled alone on a flight from London to New York. The flight officially takes around eight hours, but from the time you get on the plane to the time you leave it’s probably more like nine or ten. As soon as I sat down in my assigned seat I took out my fully charged PlayStation Vita. I was playing the visual novel Norn9. I recommend it. Once I started to play, the man next to me decided to grab his Steam Deck, Valve’s ostensibly handheld console, before the flight.

He was storing his Steam Deck in his backpack that was sensibly stowed away in the overhead locker. As people were still shuffling down the aisle, there was a little hubbub getting the portable console to his seat, but with a few minutes of struggle it was secured. He sat down and turned it on. I noted that he also had a full battery. After some browsing through his library he settled on Hogwarts Legacy. After this I remained absorbed in my story until I heard a sigh.

I turned to the noise to see that his Steam Deck was dead. The sigh was not only because his Steam Deck was dead, not only because it can’t be charged from the weak plane USB chargers, but because we were still mid-take off and he couldn’t put the handheld away until the seatbelt sign was turned off. He wrestled a little to grab his headphones from the seat pocket in front of him with the Steam Deck teetered awkwardly on his lap. It was impeding him from doing anything else. Eventually the sign turned off, he put the Steam Deck back into the overhead locker and I never saw it again.

lol. The stupid fucking behemoths we get now instead of something actually usable.

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[–] sp3ctr4l 19 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (12 children)

Look, I have absolutely no hate against the Vita, I think its a great device.

But this comparison is ludicrous.

A steam deck can emulate a PSP or Vita.

I know because I have one and I do this.

Was the SteamDeck guy a moron for thinking he could get away with playing Hogwarts Legacy for a 9 hour flight without it dying?

Yes.

But this is ludicrous to compare to a visual novel on a Vita.

Steamdeck dude easily could have made it the entire flight playing a visual novel.

Or... any emulated game from about the PS2 era backwards.

Or any modern 2D game. Or any modern isometric 2.5D game. Or probably any 3D game that isn't from the last 5 ish years...

... If rendered at the same resolution and settings jammed all the way down to the minimum, on par with Vita graphics.

Or he could have also undervolted his deck, used power save mode, turned off his WiFi, underclocked his GPU.

Almost all of that can be done from a menu that is accessible from a single button press.

If the dude had brought his actual proper steamdeck charger, yeah, airline chargering ports are often underpowered, but it would trickle charge enough that he could get away with a lot less optimizations / lower graphics settings, and survive a whole 8 or 9 hour flight.

I again know this because I've done it with an even shittier charging port on a fucking 24 hour Greyhound bus ride.

...

Yes, the steamdeck is a big beefy boy and doesn't fit in a pocket.

It isn't meant to.

There is little point in making such a small gaming device these days, basically outside of retro niche do it cuz you can startups (more on that below)... because most modern smart phones are powerful enough to do everything a Vita can do, if you set it up for emulation, or just natively play android games.

If this person has a modern smart phone, there have been many 3rd party basically controller mounts that plug in and surround a smart phone to turn it into basically a mini deck or mini switch/2... those have been around for almost a decade.

That is where all the development has been in basically pocket sized handheld gaming, for the last decade-ish: smartphones and accessories.

Remember everyone playing Pokemon Go?

Whatever gacha waifu battle simulator is currently in vogue?

That is the majority of the money making in gaming for the last 10ish years.

That is the majority of played video game hours on Earth, in the last 5 to 10 years.

The mobile gaming market is larger than literally every other platform combined, and then some.

...

But hey, if you are looking for a handheld, portable, pocket compatible device:

https://retrododo.com/best-retro-handhelds/

Here you go, there's a list of all the things you're looking for, a bunch of small, fairly recent startups who don't have marketing budgets so apparently the author has never heard of them.

...

If this person (author) wants to blame someone or something for the lack of standalone, portable, handheld gaming devices... tell them to look at how obscenely greedy and manipulative the entire mobile game market is, all using dark patterns and MTX to suck money out of mostly children and give them addictive personality disorders.

That's your culprit.

The author mentions having a VirtualBoy, so we can reasonably conclude they are in their 40s or nearing them, at least, and probably has just absolutely no idea that shitty cellphone games are not just common, but literally dominate the world wide video game market.

Out of touch.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

You said everything I wanted to say, so bravo. I just really want to emphasize this point again:

There is little point in making such a small gaming device these days, basically outside of retro niche do it cuz you can startups (more on that below)... because most modern smart phones are powerful enough to do everything a Vita can do, if you set it up for emulation, or just natively play android games.

Seriously, I used to run n64 emulators on my phone from like 6 generations ago. I bet they can probably run them in 240hz in 3D now if you want. If all you want is a small tiny portable handheld gaming device then buy a USBC or Bluetooth controller/dock for your phone and never look back.

The steam deck and the switch are the only viable future for dedicated handheld gaming because they actually bridge the gap between portability And console gaming.

[–] sp3ctr4l 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I think I actually first played uh... Gen 3 Pokemon, I forget the names... yeah, played them on a smartphone back in 2015, had been using ZSNES on PC since forever to play ChronoTrigger and such... hell, I remember 'playing' Pokemon Gold on some emulator... before it was even released in America.

I say 'playing' because 9 or 10 year old me could not read Japanese at all, rofl, and nobody had translated it yet.

EDIT: Oh, right also worth adding:

A good number of these newer emulator focused devices, focused on retro gaming?

People do actually make entirely new games, for GBC, GBA, NeoGeo, whatever, that are only distributed for free, as ... new games designed for retro hardware.

So there are in fact new handheld retro games, if that makes any sense, and many Emulator wrapper or emulator adjacent programs just show them to you as downloadable in their 'market'.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

I remember emulating Gold/Silver before the US release, too. Though I swear I had some English translation that had your rival say "damn" and that was the coolest thing I could imagine.

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