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fell for the oldest trick (cdn.imgchest.com)

submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I assume you're joking, but for those who got taught that in school but haven't thought about it since, that thing is basically bs: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tongue_map

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

It's a deep throating joke.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I know that part is, but specifically the front of your tongue tasting sweet is the weird tongue map thing that somehow made it into the education system

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The back lf your throat doesn't have taste buds tho.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

I also have a needless follow up statement to OP's tongue map