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[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 days ago (7 children)

You would think, with all his money and outdoor polo playing, that he would KNOW that he has a severe bee allergy and carry an epi-pen.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

He is a billionaire. He thinks he is special in every way! Epi-pen? That is for peasants!

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