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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (17 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (16 children)

As a straight hoe with a not-that-much-bigger-than 7"... Can confirm I thought it wasn't very big until every single partner I've ever had has exclaimed about it being the biggest they've personally seen. I didn't believe them for a long time but I GUESS 🤷

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I’m always the largest they’ve ever seen until we break up and it’s tiny.

I think I have Schrödinger's dick.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Not in my case so I've begun to believe

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