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[–] Stillwater@sh.itjust.works 61 points 3 weeks ago (23 children)

Even 7 inches is bigger than 99% of dicks.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I'm short and scrawny, but apparently way above average in some respects.

[–] BambiDiego@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You have an enormous vision problem?

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Ruler says 7.5". Did I get cm and inches confused again?!

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 weeks ago

It’s cheating if you measure from your butthole

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