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this is obviously a joke but it contains more dutch than people unfamiliar with the language might guess.
here is google's translation of a verbatim transcription of the image:
Here are a few other variations with even better translations
Maybe a Dutch speaker will comment here and tell us how many of the words in the image are actual Dutch words? I suspect google is probably providing plausible translations for some that aren't really.
The English translation of 'stukkie wukkie' would surely be the train is 'stuck'?
I'm not a Dane though so could be wrong.
Google translates "stukkie wukkie" as "piece of shit" or "wonky", depending on other nearby words, and "stukkie" as "broken". but neither of these words is in a dutch dictionary afaict. And google doesn't translate anything i tried to those words.
Dutch is the language (and demonym) of the Netherlands.
Dane is the demonym for people from Denmark, where they speak the Danish language.
If you're still interested, 'Stukkie' comes from 'stuk' which means broken. The -kie that is added is to infantilize the word, usually to refer to a smaller object you'd use -je instead, -kie is more of a dialect which is why you won't find it in a dictionary. 'Wukkie' means as much as the 'woopsie' in 'oopsie woopsie', to make it sound even more infantile.
So a literal translation would be 'The train is brokey wokey'