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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (9 children)

Woman here asking anyone with a penis and hands: does this machine look like something you'd prefer to your own hands? I'm just trying to understand the mindset here, not judging.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It looks horrific to me. Like a film prop from Cronenberg or Lynch. I think it's the mix of mechanical motion, a material that reminds me of Jean Jacket's stomach from Nope, and a structure like a severely prolapsed rectum. No way could I get off in this thing.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

This is close to my gut reaction too but I never had a penis so, I felt curious about other opinions.

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