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[–] [email protected] 54 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (12 children)

I had a similar experience at a pseudo pagan ritual/drum thing/moonlit naked dance thing. They'd stocked the sweat lodge with several bottles of water. Some for drinking and others full of river water for tossing on the stones. I failed to correctly identify them in the dark and was very sick as a result.

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[–] [email protected] 64 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (8 children)
$ sudo pagan ritual
sudo: pagan: command not found

PS: I am appropriately sad that I am a person that knows linux and not a person that visits moonlit naked dancing rituals. Meh, you can't have it all.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

You forgot the path "ritual/drum thing/moonlit".

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