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[–] [email protected] 58 points 3 weeks ago (10 children)

I’d like to be a woman for a day just to try out their orgasms. They seem fun. My wife’s eyes roll in the back of her head and she’s mentally disabled for a minute when she cums.

Mine is kinda like a sneeze.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

If you only had 24 hours to figure it out you’d probably not be able to get there, it might be a better orgasm but they’re much harder to achieve and require years of trial and error for many of us

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Legal weed ended up being the shortcut for me. My wife sometimes has to checkin after a good weed orgasm to make sure I'm alright.

Though I was actively working on being multiply orgasmic for several years before.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

MDMA is what does it for me! Without it it's VERY hard to orgasm as a woman..

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