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I’d like to be a woman for a day just to try out their orgasms. They seem fun. My wife’s eyes roll in the back of her head and she’s mentally disabled for a minute when she cums.
Mine is kinda like a sneeze.
Prostate orgasms are similar. As a bonus, it's a lot less work than surgery.
Putting a finger in your ass is not gay and neither is pegging. You do you, but if you're scared because you think you'll enjoy it, I'm going to continue to laugh at you.
I'd almost feel bad for straight guys if so many of you weren't such wimps.