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[–] [email protected] 58 points 2 weeks ago (10 children)

I’d like to be a woman for a day just to try out their orgasms. They seem fun. My wife’s eyes roll in the back of her head and she’s mentally disabled for a minute when she cums.

Mine is kinda like a sneeze.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hopefully it's a good sneeze.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Hahaha it’s a great 15-30 seconds for sure.

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