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[–] [email protected] 53 points 3 weeks ago (11 children)

Smoking a cigarette feels like you’ve been standing your entire life and you just sat down. Then it feels like nothing and the world hurts when you don’t have it

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

I haven't smoked in 15 years, and I could start again tomorrow. I love smoking and still miss it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I quit smoking cold turkey almost 10 years ago. I promised myself I can start smoking again when The Fall happens.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

That's good! The nitrites in cold turkey are probably super bad for your lungs.

I'll see myself out....

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