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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (8 children)

May as well start writing the “Greta Thunberg and Liam Cunningham among those murdered by the IOF” article.

obama-drone🚤explosion

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Maybe they'd risk Greta, but I don't think Cunningham. He's a fairly high-profile white guy actor, murdering him might give them more attention than even they'd want.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

True but they already consider Greta hamas so would blame it on that and most likely get away with it :/

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The press release where Israel says that Greta was using Cunningham as a human shield will at least be funny. sadness-abysmal

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That or they were smuggling dangerous food into gaza which would be used to create more hamas fighters... Because it would be used to feed women and children

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Well you see when you've accidentally radicalized an entire people against you via ~~genocide~~ war, letting them live is creating infinite hamas! Thus, every ~~genocide~~ war must completely purge all opposition down to every man, woman, and child! It's only logical you silly leftists. Now excuse me while I go vote!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

"it was some kind of mustard gas or something! they were hiding in a makeshift kitchen, releasing this gas that made our eyes water! chemical weapons! they'll stop at nothing! we had to shoot them all"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Dear The Onion,

I've got a headline for your publication...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

It would have radicalized a lot of the gambo hogs.

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